Bernard Pottle The Minutes Wasted Line Line idle

Ranked by minutes on the line

Who lasted longest

A telemarketer's job is to finish the script. Every minute here is a minute they did not. Nobody has ever made a sale.

1 Deborah TraskMarlowe & Fitch Home Comfort Bureau — a self-heating dishcloth 30m · 41% 2 Deborah QuistLanchester & Prine Domestic Registry — a quarterly audit of your staircase 30m · 18% 3 Graham TetleyPemberton & Sile Rural Innovations — under-sofa gravel drainage 27m · 34% 4 Gareth PembertonCowerby Domestic Assurance Partners — a pre-paid funeral plan for a goldfish 27m · 11% 5 Douglas MeekThistlewood Habitation Compliance Ltd — a loft ladder for a basement flat 27m · 12% 6 Roger TrimleyBarrowdean Household Adaptations — a self-closing cat flap for a house with no cat 27m · 34% 7 Deborah CrumpQuillan & Marsh Household Register — a loft hatch inspection for a loft you have never entered 27m · 24% 8 Gerald PembertonAshby Fold Domestic Curiosities — an annual subscription to a spare key you keep in a drawer 27m · 12% 9 Gareth PinnockThrumley & Fett Home Lineaments — a reversible doormat for one-way hallways 27m · 22% 10 Gareth PembertonHollisgate Dwelling Supplementaries — a gutter-brush subscription 27m · 34% 11 Gareth PembertonMarlowe & Flisk Domestic Enhancements — an airing cupboard for a lighthouse 27m · 22% 12 Nigel ThrippPellam & Groat Domestic Utilities — a warranty for a broken umbrella 27m · 22% 13 Gareth MowbrayAshcombe Heritage Provisioning Ltd. — dental cover for dragons 24m · 12% 14 Deborah QuistCalderby Domestic Improvements — a stairlift for a bungalow 24m · 11% 15 Gareth PembertonNetherby Domestic Solutions Group — a garden hose for a balcony 24m · 54% 16 Gerald AsquithPimlico Void & Threshold Administration — an annual tenancy review for a doormat you no longer own 24m · 38% 17 Marion GaskellBrindlecoombe Domestic Provisions — a monthly subscription for replacement doormat bristles 24m · 41% 18 Gareth MubbHollingdale Home Niceties Bureau — a ceramic rabbit for the airing cupboard 24m · 38% 19 Gareth PembertonLowmoor Habitation Amenities — a pre-loved second staircase for a flat that has only one floor 24m · 14% 20 Gareth PlumWellNetherby Hearth & Threshold Services — a loft ladder for a bungalow 24m · 41% 21 Gareth MuntOtterwell Domestic Assurances — insurance for a single kitchen sponge 21m · 34% 22 Geraldine VossThreshingbrook Domestic Provisions — a bedside cutlery drawer 21m · 64% 23 Graham PetleyHollinsgrove Household Sustenance — monthly loft humidity subscription 21m · 34% 24 Deborah QuistPendlebury Home Utility Bureau — a laminated rain gauge for an indoor cat 21m · 38% 25 Geraldine ThrippMossbank Habitation Niceties — a subscription for a stair gate nobody owns 21m · 38%

The record is 30 minutes, set by Deborah Trask of Marlowe & Fitch Home Comfort Bureau, who left with 41% of their will to live.