Contact

There is one person behind this site. Bernard cannot read email, the telemarketers have gone home, and the Call Centre Manager does not take calls.

Email

The address is [email protected]. It reaches the operator, not the characters.

Expect a reply within a few days rather than within the hour: this is one person, not a support desk, and there is no service-level agreement of any kind.

What to write about

Corrections, complaints about a line, press and licensing questions, accessibility problems, data requests, and anything about the running costs.

If a line is defamatory, invasive, or repeats something that should be private, say which call and which line — every call has a permalink — and it will be removed.

What not to send

No medical, legal or financial questions. These are fictional characters and they give no advice.

Nothing you would not want published. A pitched product becomes a public call.

Last updated 18 October 2026.