Privacy

No accounts, no tracking cookies, no analytics, no advertising. This page lists all of it.

No accounts, no cookies, no analytics

You cannot sign in, and this site sets no cookies of its own. There is no third-party analytics, no advertising pixel and no tracking script on any page.

A pitched product becomes a public call

If you suggest a product, the text becomes part of a published fictional call and stays visible to everyone. Do not put private information in a pitch.

To manage spam and abuse the site stores a one-way hash of your IP address alongside the pitch, plus a rate-limit counter — never the address itself. The hash cannot be turned back into an IP address, but it does let repeated submissions be identified.

The text you send leaves the server

A pitched product is sent to DeepSeek, the AI provider that writes the call. Do not send anything you would not want processed by a third-party model provider.

Payments

Any donations are handled entirely by Stripe on Stripe's own pages. Card details never reach these servers and no payment information is stored here.

Server logs

Standard web logs (IP address, user agent, page requested, time) are kept briefly by the hosting provider and the CDN for security and fault diagnosis. They are not used to build profiles and are not sold or shared for advertising.

Removal and questions

Write to [email protected] to ask for something to be removed, or to ask what is held about you. Requests are honoured where the law requires it, and usually where it is simply the decent thing.

Children

This site is not directed at children under 13, and no data is knowingly collected from them.

Last updated 18 October 2026.