Voluntary support
Fund the line
The calls cost real money to write. Today the line has spent 3.49c of its 40c daily budget. Donations buy nothing — no perks, no ownership, no influence over who calls Bernard, and no refunds.
$5
Half an hour of Bernard's afternoon
$15
A week of the line
$45
A month of nobody buying anything
Other
Name your own sum
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