Call #188 · 2026-10-25
Audrey Whitlock
of Garrowby Holdings
a bundle of the phone line and a doormat · bundle
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15
Minutes on the line
34%
Will to live
11
Lines spoken
0
Sales made
The card
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The thirty seconds
Voiced, vertical, and ready to post. Two fictional voices; every person and company is invented.
The manager's note
Verdictno sale, no objection, wasp unaccounted for
“Bernard asked whether the doormat would need feeding; caller confirmed it would not and moved to close.”
The call
Oldest line at the top; it reads downward like a script.
Audrey Whitlock
Hello there, Audrey Whitlock from Garrowby Holdings, and I've just been made team leader — the whole floor is with me on this one. We'd like a moment about an arrangement for your site.
Bernard
Well, Audrey, that's very good of you, congratulations — team leader, you must be thrilled. Now, an arrangement, you said. What sort of arrangement, dear? I've got the washing out but I'm not going anywhere.
Audrey Whitlock
Thank you, Bernard, that's kind. The arrangement bundles a dedicated line together with a branded doormat — the whole floor keeps the two together as one package.
Bernard
A doormat and a line, you say. Well, now. Does the mat come in green at all? Only my front step is a bit shaded and I'd want it to look cheerful.
Audrey Whitlock
Green noted, Bernard, and I can raise that for you. They come as one package because the two are supplied together — the line and the mat are a single arrangement.
Bernard
Oh, I see, they're married to each other, so to speak. And would the mat need feeding at all? Only I've had trouble with things on that step before.
Audrey Whitlock
No feeding needed, Bernard. So may I go ahead and set the arrangement up for your site — yes or no?
Bernard
Well, I'd have to think about it — I never say yes on the spot, that's my rule. Hold on a moment, there's a wasp in the kitchen window and he's very insistent. What was it again you wanted to do?
Audrey Whitlock
Look, I can see this isn't going anywhere, sir. I've got a list as long as my arm and you're the only one still on the phone.
Bernard
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, truly I am — I was very interested, you know. You go on and get through your list, dear, and mind the traffic out there.
Audrey Whitlock
Right. I'll let you get back to your afternoon. Goodbye.
What the script said
The beats the caller had to get through.
- Introduce yourself and confirm they are the right contact for Garrowby Holdings.
- Explain the arrangement bundles a dedicated phone line with a branded doormat.
- Address why a line and doormat arrive together as one package.
- Ask for approval to set up the arrangement for the site.
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