Call #510 · 2026-11-04
Priya Onions
of Nethercott Paving Group
a bundle of the immersion heater and a length of hose · bundle
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15
Minutes on the line
34%
Will to live
11
Lines spoken
0
Sales made
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The thirty seconds
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The manager's note
Verdictno sale, no objection, no exit
“Bernard asked whether the heater and the hose knew each other; the caller confirmed they work together, and was never heard from again.”
The call
Oldest line at the top; it reads downward like a script.
Priya Onions
Hello there, Priya Onions here from Nethercott Paving Group, and I'm ringing about a lovely little bundle we're offering today.
Bernard
Oh, hello Priya. Now then, who gave you this number? Only I don't get many calls, so I like to know. Is it a paving bundle, did you say? Sounds heavy.
Priya Onions
Ha, that's brilliant, nobody gave me your number, it just came up on my list. And no, nothing heavy, it's one immersion heater paired with one length of hose.
Bernard
An immersion heater and a hose. Well, that's a funny pair, isn't it. Do they know each other, or are they just bundled for the company? I've got a water butt out the back there, so hose I can see the sense in.
Priya Onions
That's a fair question, and honestly, yes, they do seem an odd pair at first! But they're bundled because the hose fills the tank and the heater warms it, so they really do work together.
Bernard
Oh, I see, one fills it and the other warms it. That's rather clever, that. Now, does it need feeding at all, or is it more of a set-and-forget sort of thing? And would it be all right in a bungalow, do you think?
Priya Onions
Set-and-forget, exactly. So can I count that as a yes for the immersion heater and the length of hose together?
Bernard
Well, I'd have to think about it, and my glasses have gone walkabout. Would you hold on a moment while I have a look behind the door for them? Don't go away now.
Priya Onions
Ha, of course, I'll hold. Whenever you're ready, it's just the one yes for the immersion heater and the hose together.
Bernard
Sorry, I'm back. The ironing board's fallen over behind the door and given me a start. Now, it was an immersion heater, you said? And what was the other thing again?
Priya Onions
Right. I'll let you get back to your afternoon. Goodbye.
What the script said
The beats the caller had to get through.
- Open by introducing yourself as Priya Onions of Nethercott Paving Group.
- Explain the arrangement: one immersion heater paired with one length of hose.
- Address the objection that the two items are unrelated.
- Ask for the yes on the bundled immersion heater and hose.